This makes sense, doesn’t it?
Got this from one of my friends through email!
1. If time doesn’t wait for you, don’t worry! Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life!
HMM HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT!
2. Expecting the world to treat u fairly coz u r a good person is like expecting the lion not to attack u coz u r a vegetarian.
3. Don’t walk as if you rule the world, walk as if you don’t care who rules the world!
THIS IS CALLED ATTITUDE!
4. Every lady hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she did and is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did!!!
5. A man threw his wife in a pond of Crocodiles? He’s now being harassed by the Animal Rights Activists for being cruel to the Crocodiles!
ANIMAL RIGHTS ACTIVISTS HEAD SHOULD BE A PITIABLE ‘MAN’!
6. So many options for suicide: Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a building, lying on train tracks, but we chose Marriage, slow BUT sure!
7. Only 20 percent boys have brains, rest have girlfriends!
SHOULD BE THE VOICE OF THE 80 PERCENT!
8. All desirable things in life are either illegal, banned, expensive or married to someone else!
HATS OFF! ULTIMATE TRUTH!!!!
9. Laziness is our biggest enemy- Jawaharlal Nehru; We should learn to love our enemies- Mahatma Gandhi
11. When things go wrong, when sadness fills your heart, When tears flows from your eyes always say these words…
After all there are more married than single…